if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal
that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball
I Need to prove a point, please reblog if you like OCs and aren’t like “Omg who the hell are you and why are you asking me to RP”
windblade #1 more like everyone is hot .
HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE
IF ME CALLING YOU DUDE OR GURL CAUSES YOU TO HAVE DYSPHORIA YOU SHOULD tell me because you being comfortable is so much more important than some stupid slang
or when if i call you “man” because i know i do that a lot. please tell me if it causes dysphoria or just makes you upset in general. because i will stop because i love you.
cute, gender neutral things to call ur significant other !!! ♥
- my nemesis
- only lifelong enemy
- perry the platypus
- suave, semi-aquatic personification of unstoppable dynamic fury
when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
//SO FOR SOME REASON IM REMEMBERING THE TIME WHEN MY 13 YR OLD COUSIN WHO’S VERY VERY CHRISTIAN FOUND GAY PORN ON MY PHONE AND IM JUST CRIIIIIINGING AHHH